BITCOINIGY - When He’s Still Richer, Smarter & They Hate It!
They Want Your Unmentionables!
Oh, good people of earth, let me paint you a picture—Michael Saylor, ten years ago, standing there like some crypto-prophet in a suit, bellowing that Bitcoin would hit six figures while Wall Street sneered into their lattes. “Fool’s gold,” they cooed, “a tulip bulb with blockchain lipstick.” Fast-forward five years: he’s still stacking sats, the price is doing pirouettes around twenty grand, and the same suits are on CNBC calling it “speculative bubble juice.” Two years back, when he went full Darth Vader—MicroStrategy buying billions like it was Black Friday—he got the full Monty of mockery: “Ponzi with a logo,” “digital Beanie Babies,” “Saylor’s midlife crisis on steroids.”
And yet—here we are. Bitcoin’s not just alive; it’s doing cartwheels past fifty grand, while those smug pundits are still explaining why “real money” needs a Fed stamp. The opportunity cost? Oh, honey, it’s obscene. Imagine the hedge-fund bros who shorted at twenty, now staring at their yachtless portfolios like abandoned puppies. They bet against math, against scarcity, against a ledger that doesn’t care if Jamie Dimon approves.
The punchline? Bitcoin keeps winning because it’s useful—borderless, custodian-free, peer-to-peer cash for the paranoid and the principled. Plus, the cult’s too deep now; you don’t quit a religion that’s up ten thousand percent. So laugh, my friend—while the naysayers clutch their pearls, the future’s already minted. And it’s orange.
And by the way—markets don’t “lose value,” they just redistribute it. The weak hands panic-sell at the dip, the whales scoop up the cream at forty, then ride it back to one-twenty while the little guy’s crying into his ramen. It’s not cruel; it’s Darwinism with a wallet. If you can’t weather the storm, you get shaken out—leaving room for the patient, the loaded, the ones who know: fear’s just a discount code.
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Saylor’s early-ish vibes (around 2020-2021, closest to that 10-year mark):
• Bitcoin 2021 Fireside with Max Keiser:
(classic prophet mode)
• MicroStrategy CEO Keynote 2021:
(pre-buying ramp-up)
His MicroStrategy buying era (2024-2025):
• “There Is No Second Best” at Bitcoin for Corporations:
(full Darth Vader energy)
• BTC at $100k interview:
(he’s still stacking)
The haters (Buffett, Dimon, Schiff—pure satire fuel):
• Warren Buffett “rat poison squared” clip:
(2018 gold)
• Jamie Dimon on crypto “fraud”:
(classic banker sneer)
• Peter Schiff “Bitcoin bubble” rant:
(eternal gold bug tears)