SBF - SAVED BY FRIENDS!
A PATHWAY TO SOCIOPATHY
Since this was originally handwritten & I don't legibly possess the dexterity of my verbal delivery, making this piece short will be in all of our best interests. You will hear pundits & reporters vying over the position of "who best describes & encapsulates the FTX scenario". With that premise & cookie-cutter directive, the public should expect a lot of finger-pointing, tail-wagging & pontificating to be prevalent & not merely for weeks... I mean an "O.J. Level" focus on the processions & pageantry! Our sycophantic attraction to human tragedies & car wrecks of character should guarantee great ratings & sell a whole lot of insurance, end of days disaster prep gear & chase us all into the arms of the next Financial Pimp promising riches, unattached to any vigorous effort, personal responsibility, or qualitative work product to speak of.
Now, let me begin my rant & indictment of the most responsible parties! Oh yeah, didn't I already elude to that? Unlike them, I won't elaborate or blame anyone past my mirror. Sure, he deserves a "Hot Needle" (Terminal List Style) for the tens of thousands of families he& his family has destroyed but my dumbass lost $20+ in Solana Coins, tied up in my FTX Account that I could have withdrawn. Oops, they stole that shit too? O.K. well, not for nothing but did you know I've had crypto since 2017? Why I see myself as part of the problem is due to the fact that I only had my FTX Account for a month or so & was already good staying with tried & true organizations but that "Financial Pimp" got me with all of the attractive upside; without an attachment to any vigorous effort, personal responsibility, or qualitative work product to speak of!
Maybe the next time I decide to traverse the "Financial Serengeti" it should be with tour guides that have had long-term track records in managing to protect their patrons from the crocodiles in the shallows & malaria infected Tse-Tse Flies in the shadows, attempting to infect me & the rest of you with dumbphuckery, bad decision making & fucktard level stupidity!
Don't worry though, as they continue printing "Invertebrate Money", selling out our culture, technology & national cohesion... Big Brother has some far worse infectious gifts to share with our unlubricated posterior protuberances, awaiting us over the next few holiday seasons! So this, this is the easy part friends! Protect you & yours but grab your ankles, pray for loose muscles & at least some soft kisses because it's gonna hurt... Really!